An ode to my calves

The following rant is sponsored by anti-runners everywhere:

OH calves, why must you hurt me?

Why must you cause such agony?

My back is good, my arms are great,

The scale shows I'm losing weight!

But you alone must give me pain,

Is it hard to just refrain?

Running hard I cannot do

Without the love and support from you.


SO QUIT HURTING BEE-OTCH!!!!!